This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
When did angry sex become our thing?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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