See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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