if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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