i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
where am i from again
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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