I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
The uberlube is also flammable
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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