Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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