Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
no you cant smoke seaweed
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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