It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
id be glad to
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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