It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Found the puke drawer
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
