Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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