...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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