Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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