They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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