You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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