"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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