I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
