so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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