Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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