Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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