Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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