it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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