Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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