i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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