well I can't set my house on fire every night
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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