what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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