you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I love black thongs
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Why is your signature on my underwear?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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