I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just gift wrapped bread.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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