I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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