would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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