Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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