yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
