idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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