Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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