On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
either way he was missing a nipple.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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