Jerry, you need to find god
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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