would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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