i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Farmville is her only friend.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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