How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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