A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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