My brain says no but my pants say off.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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