Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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