'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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