no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He has the fingertips of a God
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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