why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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