that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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