You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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