i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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