have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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