I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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