talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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