He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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